jamesloveslily:

I just think that life would be better with a British accent

uglycult:

sometimes i look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and i wonder if people do the same to me

(Source: daisyfairy)

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER TRIBUTE FOR BEING WOMAN OF THE YEAR AT THE BBMAs

WOMAN OF THE YEAR, MAN. WOMAN OF THE YEAR. WOMAN. OF. THE. YEAR. It’s such a good early birthday gift, to see this. Notice the video is 5:21. That’s got to be a sign.

(Source: taylorswiftordie13)

darlineverythingisonfire:

giveadamnthinghoney:

moriartys-sonic-screwdriver:

proving a point to my mom.

also, im curious as to how much of the tumblr population writes

does writing songs count?

does writing long rants in read more/text post form count? 

(Source: theycallmetsweezy)

finnickless:

I spend all my money on books and food.